41 Quotations by Fred Allen
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to ...
A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide t ...
A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on.
A molehill man is a pseudo-busy executive who comes to work at 9 am and finds a molehill on his desk ...
A vice president in an advertising agency is a molehill man who has until 5 PM to make a molehill in ...
Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission.
An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer.
An income tax form is like a laundry list -- either way you lose your shirt.
Batten, Barton, Durstine and Osborne - sounds like a trunk falling down a flight of stairs.
California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
California is a great place to live if you're an orange.
Committee - a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be ...
Committee--a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be ...
Do we really deserve top billing?
During the Samuel Johnson days they had big men enjoying small talk; today we have small men enjoyin ...
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year.
Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for movie stars.
I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a f ...
I have just returned from Boston. It is the only sane thing to do if you find yourself up there.
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