103 Quotations by Groucho Marx
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
A man is only as old as the woman he feels
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long e ...
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce that I was born at a very early ...
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Believe me, you gotta get up early if you wanna get out of bed.
Don't point that beard at me, it might go off.
Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or ...
Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day ...
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I ...
Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
Go, and never darken my towels again.
He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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