120 Quotations by Steven Wright
A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space ...
All of the people in my building are insane. The guy above me designs synthetic hairballs for cerami ...
Anywhere is walking distance, if you've got the time.
Babies don't need a vacation but I still see them at the beach. I'll go over to them and say, 'What ...
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Clones are people two
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks
Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it.
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag
Every now and then I like to lean out my window, look up and smile for a satellite picture.
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them f ...
George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge... you can't hear him talk.
He was a multi-millionaire. Wanna know how he made all of his money? He designed the little diagrams ...
How come abbreviated is such a long word
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there
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